Here is what 'David Bryant' has submitted under Other:
Someone in close contact with a large scale cocaine baron may be useful in moments like these. I want my ashes mixed into a large vat of cocaine, so that all self-obsessed business persons, music industry execs and "youth culture" bores have to breathe me into their bodies. The funeral would have to be held at a cocaine processing plant in Columbia for this. My will would provide with the money.