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Here is what 'alex bunn' has submitted under Disposal:

I demand that the deepest point of the Marianas trench be located and my heinous capsule be dropped overboard at that point. My brain should be encased in a titanium cast of my head (featuring the bushy moustache I was never able to grow) and be inserted into an oviduct of a giant mollusc to give it a pearly finish. Then abandon it in a locker at Luton airport. Or fire it at Scotland yard through a mortar cannon.

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