Rob Vincent is preparing to die.

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Vadadoriya, Batukbhai (1990-08-14)
Vag, Yaron (1979-04-20)
Vaid, Kant (1975-11-12)
VAJPAYEE, ABEER (1983-12-26)
Valentine, Nigel (1971-03-23)
Valo, Clare (1990-01-20)
Van Der Hoosen, Ruddiger (1976-12-07)
Van Der Put, Cees (1977-09-30)
Vardanian, Gor (1978-02-27)
Vasquez, Michael (1993-08-28)
Vaughan, Megan (1984-02-01)
Veil, Calpurnie Moreen Proodence (1988-04-18)
Velasco, Elizabeth (1990-02-01)
Verkade, Alex (1976-09-30)
Vicious, Shelest (0000-00-00)
Vincent, Jade (1990-06-29)
Vincent, Rob (1977-11-12)
Voigt, Valerie (1953-10-10)
Von Sexmachine, Billiam (1988-01-07)
Voskoboinikov, Michelle (0000-00-00)
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DISPOSAL
I would like everything that can be medically donated to be so, and the rest to be burned and scattered from one of New York City's lovely bridges.

COFFIN
The air and/or water.

RELIGION
Eclectic Witch. Ask some of my friends, they'll point you toward the right folks to handle it.

GUESTS
I want everyone to show up. Everyone. Except that one jerk, of course.

MUSIC
Synthpop, big-band standards, and weird mashups.

READINGS
Read the Charge of the Star Goddess, the Conscience of a Hacker, and some Marx Brothers routines.

EPITAPH
Rob tried his best.

OBITUARY
He died much as he lived... not really moving around all that much.

OTHER
My wife Gila has given me a life more amazing than I could ever have asked for. However long or short that ends up being, I'm eternally grateful. I love you.