Billiam Von Sexmachine is preparing to die.

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Vadadoriya, Batukbhai (1990-08-14)
Vag, Yaron (1979-04-20)
Vaid, Kant (1975-11-12)
VAJPAYEE, ABEER (1983-12-26)
Valentine, Nigel (1971-03-23)
Valo, Clare (1990-01-20)
Van Der Hoosen, Ruddiger (1976-12-07)
Van Der Put, Cees (1977-09-30)
Vardanian, Gor (1978-02-27)
Vasquez, Michael (1993-08-28)
Vaughan, Megan (1984-02-01)
Veil, Calpurnie Moreen Proodence (1988-04-18)
Velasco, Elizabeth (1990-02-01)
Verkade, Alex (1976-09-30)
Vicious, Shelest (0000-00-00)
Vincent, Jade (1990-06-29)
Vincent, Rob (1977-11-12)
Voigt, Valerie (1953-10-10)
Von Sexmachine, Billiam (1988-01-07)
Voskoboinikov, Michelle (0000-00-00)
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DISPOSAL
i wants me a viking funeral, the whole burning barge hoo-hah, but i'm also gonna haves me a 21-gun salute, hoo-rah!

COFFIN
well, sinde i'm gonna be burned on a ship, i don't reckon i'll need one o' dem dere coffin dealies...

RELIGION
yeah, i no likey religion, i would be what one would call an athiest...t'works for me...

GUESTS
whoever wants to come, i couldn't give a shite as long as all my loved ones and close friends show up, and they know who they are...

MUSIC
1. Mama, i'm comin' home - Ozzy Osbourne 2. Inna gadda da vida - Iron butterfly (all 17 minutes, that's what you get for not dying before me, hehehe!) 3. Jesus built my hotrod - Primus 4. Chop Suey - SOAD (ok, a bit sanctimonius, i know, but i like it) 5. build me up buttercup - the foundations 6. Highball with the devil - holy mackeral 7. Come sail away - Styx 8. dueling banjos - deliverance ost 9. magic carpet ride - steppenwolf 10. freebird - lynyrd skynyrd 11. stairway to heaven - led zeppelin (has to be done) 12. cat's in the cradle - guns n roses 13. dawn of the dead - the murderdolls

READINGS
Ezekial 25:17

EPITAPH
this grave is sponsored by firestone tyres, bill's racing his way to heaven with firestone!

OBITUARY
hmmm...Billiam von sexmachine, eh?, what to say, what to say?... he'll be as annoying in death as he was in life...

OTHER
i want a bowl of floss, and a ball of glue, to be mah friends!!!