Heather Firth is preparing to die.

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Fahy, Robert (1982-12-16)
Fajita, Burnt (1967-02-29)
Fallon-cousins, Kate (1980-09-18)
Fang, Nemesis (1989-03-30)
Farley, Mark (1976-10-04)
Feehan, Kerry (1984-10-15)
Feigen, Ross (1996-01-01)
Felz, Ari (1978-06-21)
Fennell, Sara (1983-10-05)
Ferguson, John (1970-03-18)
Ferguson, Lucy (1992-12-03)
Ferris, Rob (1980-02-20)
Fghjydf, Bob (1982-01-26)
Ficha, Ficha (1983-06-08)
Filer, Jennie (1981-11-01)
Filkovic, Filip (1983-06-08)
Finkel, Ken (1966-01-17)
Firth, Heather (1963-06-28)
Fisher, Jer (1953-02-10)
Fisher, Simon (1963-11-18)
FitzGerald, Ronan (1975-07-01)
Fitzhugh, Ben (1979-09-04)
Flaherty , Kath (1963-10-06)
Flame, Cable (1982-05-20)
Flores, Edgar (1993-04-03)
Followill, James (1991-04-06)
Fontenot, Elvis (1961-09-29)
Forever, Teen (1990-08-13)
Forrester, Alfred (1953-09-21)
Forsyth, Julie (1973-11-27)
Forte, Mariano (1992-03-03)
Foster, David (1979-11-08)
Foster-bevan, Luke (1975-06-18)
Fowle, Mic (1984-12-15)
Fowle, Tor (1977-06-26)
Francis, Kerri (1977-04-09)
Franken, Joyce (1979-03-19)
Franklin, Frank (1999-09-09)
Fraser, Steve (1964-01-24)
Frausto, Marlon J (1987-12-29)
Frieden, Marie-Lou (1989-07-25)
Frogmella, Nianjin & (0000-00-00)
Frost, Nick (1974-10-06)
Fryer, Vicky (1982-04-11)
Fuqua, Jennifer (1979-09-30)
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DISPOSAL
Want to say, 'leave it to 'Science', but having been a medical student - perhaps not. OK - burn me

COFFIN
I'll go green and have a knitted vessel that has then been felted, please.

RELIGION
No religion.

GUESTS
I would like to be all alone at the time of my internment/blazing fire (assuming that no one takes any notice of my wishes)

MUSIC
Joni Mitchell - Blue Doris Day - Please, please, don't eat the daisies (as above - does your anchor hold?) KLF - Tammy Wynette - Justified and

READINGS
I dinna like Miss Maverick The Effin Bee Shakespeare's 16th Sonnet ('Love is not love . . .'' - that one)

EPITAPH
Give me a girl at an impressionable age, and she's mine for life (probably the latter) OR even better - 'There's been a MURDER' (a la Taggart)

OBITUARY
I think it must be - 'MRS PUD' (the epitaph and the obituary could quite easily be swopped with each other - who cares anyway - I'll be deed)

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