Alana Waters is preparing to die.

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Wyman, Sean (1983-10-18)
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DISPOSAL
One of two things may happen. a) My daughters may have my ashes made into diamonds for them to keep or pass on to their children someday. b) If they don't want this option, I would like to be cremated, then my ashes passed out in small bags along with a sapling to each visitor to my funeral. Then take me somewhere and plant me in a place with a nice view. Or in your yard. Just keep the dogs away please.

COFFIN


RELIGION
Buddhist / Presbyterian-influenced Agnostic.

GUESTS


MUSIC
"Cold Wind" by Arcade Fire. Play a slideshow of me with my babies. Get the sad stuff out, then enjoy the second line.

READINGS


EPITAPH
I loved my daughters more than anything. All the time, constantly, no matter where I was or what I was doing.

OBITUARY


OTHER