Øystein Runde is preparing to die.

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R, Jr (1984-10-16)
Race, Anne-Marie (1968-09-15)
Raj, Mohan (1988-08-05)
RAJPUT, SANTOSH (1988-06-17)
Ralph, Owen (1994-01-30)
Ramirez Estelar, Ana (1989-09-01)
Rancid, Rikki (1992-01-20)
Random, Roy (1961-07-14)
Ranjan, Rohan (1985-11-03)
Rashkova, Neli (1989-06-12)
Ravenscroft, Leon (1973-02-11)
Rawlings, Del (1974-12-30)
Rawlins, Ric (1980-03-31)
Ray, Rajesh (1972-08-20)
Rayner, Nicholas (1980-11-12)
Read, Cam (0000-00-00)
Reducer, Soni (1979-11-12)
Reed, Bethany (1988-11-19)
Reed, Mark (1973-07-03)
Regan, Andy (1982-07-29)
Reith, Philip ATV (1977-03-13)
Relf, Kenneth (1973-09-02)
Remnant, Leigh (1981-07-15)
Remnant, Mark (1975-07-16)
Renju, Ab (1990-01-27)
Reynolds, GL (1970-03-22)
Rhind, Neil (1980-12-04)
Rhind, Neil (1980-12-04)
Rhodes, Ed (1973-07-06)
Rich, Dave (1974-06-08)
Rich, Matthias (1971-11-26)
Richards, Tim (1964-08-24)
Richardson, Alec (1983-02-17)
Richardson, Martin (1972-01-12)
Richardson, Marty (1972-01-12)
Richmark, Stephania (1989-01-24)
Riding, Alexander (1984-03-23)
Riley, David (1952-11-13)
Riley, Tim (1970-05-14)
Riskin, Neta (1977-01-01)
Ritchey, Slade (1976-10-01)
Rivera, Lucrecia (1985-04-23)
Roberts, Dawn (1971-04-26)
Roberts, Timothy J. (1979-11-19)
Robertson, Alex (1987-03-02)
Robertson, Scott (1974-04-24)
Robinson, Andrew (1968-09-04)
Robinson, Chloe Joan (1990-12-06)
Robinson, Mack (1992-12-28)
Robinson, Stuart (1976-11-11)
Roche, Jay (1968-05-20)
Rodri, Lica (1986-07-24)
Rodrigues, Jailson (1977-07-08)
Rogers, Anna Louise (1982-11-29)
Rogers, Julie (1968-06-01)
Rohloff, K (1977-08-16)
Rose, Ben (1984-11-06)
Rose, Carson (1991-10-03)
Rose, Jane (1973-03-09)
Ross, David (1974-12-07)
Rossignol, Jim (1978-07-18)
Rothery, Barry (1957-04-29)
Rothery, Barry (1957-04-29)
Rowe, Gavin (1973-02-06)
Roy, Leanne (1987-02-23)
Rudd, Adam (1971-09-21)
Runde, Øystein (0000-00-00)
Rusche, Miss (1960-01-01)
Russell, Green (1973-04-29)
Russett, SC (1975-04-03)
Russo, Paul (1970-04-21)
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DISPOSAL


COFFIN
Organs for hospital. Meat for good friends. Remains to be stuffed and used for all kinds of good clean fun

RELIGION


GUESTS
Invited Grandmother Grandfather Mom Dad Sisters Friends Celebrities whom I do not personally know, but who believe that attending my funeral will boost their street cred

MUSIC
The viking instrument Lur, a long bronze thing, would do well. Three of them, preferrably.

READINGS
This is a day of celebration. Remember: It's not you!

EPITAPH
Don't ever die, it's horrible

OBITUARY


OTHER