sarah n is preparing to die.

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N, Sarah (1982-05-16)
Nadia, Nadia (1986-02-22)
Najac, Jian (1973-02-19)
Naslund, Dennis (1980-10-14)
Neal, Andy (0000-00-00)
Needs, Alex (1974-01-23)
Negi, Pappu (1979-09-14)
Negra, Luz (1987-01-22)
Nelder, Seroc (1977-04-19)
Nelson, Jai (1976-10-22)
Nelson, Ryan (1976-01-22)
Neville, Tom (1953-07-13)
Newstar, Shelly (1978-10-18)
Newton, N/a (1994-01-07)
Nice, Bee (1964-01-09)
Nichol, Brenda (1972-10-14)
Nichols, Karen (1967-01-03)
Nicolis, Anna (1990-11-06)
Niemann, Bjarke (1982-01-07)
Nigam, Nigam (1987-08-01)
Nige, Nigie (1973-01-01)
Nimmo, David (1977-06-30)
No, No (1987-10-03)
Nodar, Dar (1973-11-13)
Noel, Letitia (1952-12-25)
None, Karen (1983-12-18)
Northam, Nicole (1980-11-10)
Norwood, Joseph (1986-04-14)
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DISPOSAL
these are my wishes, however they are unfortunately illegal in most countries, as far as i know. it would be awesome for it to take place on a nice little tropical island, with no one to enforce the law, or in international waters (ah la the simpsons): i wish to be barbequed; smothered in a tangy sauce and slow roasted over the flames until i'm nice and tender. it would be on a nice, sunny day, outdoors, all backyard party-like, with kids running through the sprinkler and adults mingling over potato salad and beer. it should be a celebrational event, not a sad one, and it should be realized that my flesh is just like any other animal's: juicy and tasty. i don't know how much meat a human body would provide, so i can always be supplemented with hamburgers and chicken and such. i don't want any of me to go to waste, however!! with my bones and any other unappealing-to-eat parts of me, i'd like them to be cremated, and perhaps made into a diamond (http://www.lifegem.com/). as for any ashes left afterwards, i'd like them buried, not spread, anywhere outside of the continental united states.

COFFIN
if something is necessary for transportation purposes, wrap me in an oriental rug.

RELIGION
none

GUESTS
anyone who is interested is welcome.

MUSIC
anything that fits the scenery, preferably something nameless and generic (perhaps "Tijuana Taxi"!)

READINGS
none, please. they're so boring.

EPITAPH
none needed

OBITUARY
none. they're rather silly.

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