chris blackwell is preparing to die.

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B, Ashe (1984-05-29)
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Bunn, Alex (1975-08-17)
Burke, Alice (1983-07-27)
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DISPOSAL


COFFIN
I would like to be burried in a car identical to the Bluesmobile. Don't bother otherwise, I'll just stink up a mates livingroom!

RELIGION


GUESTS
Dead person cellebraters! Get in there! Everyone dear to me knows who they are. And who everyone else is. And bar that stupid retarded fat mong bitch Lindsay from path lab and her stupid retarded mong bastard followers. Fuck them all to the hell they belong in.

MUSIC
Monsoon by Robbie Williams, Shameless by Pet Shop Boys, and It's Grim Up North by The JAM's. And everybody sings. Cos I fucking said so.

READINGS
Probably The Wiggle Woggle, by Spike Milligan. Genius.

EPITAPH
30 seconds starting from now. If you're not out, I'm buggering off to the pub.

OBITUARY


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